Friday, January 25, 2013

Chloë Grace Moretz Has Insatiable Bloodlust

Blood: the liquid life juice coursing about one's visceral vessel. It fuels oxygenation to the cells throughout your body and carries along with it a stalwart fleet of minute guardians to defend against infection and foreign invasion. Able to not only clot itself to prevent loss and enable healing, but also transport waste material away, blood performs an ever-efficient cleansing cycle of supply and purification.
Unlike the Katter government's water defluoridation scheme.
Unlike Bob Katter's water defluoridation scheme.

However, for some among our mortal realms, this sweet crimson ambrosia holds a far darker power. Bearing a richly-infused (transfused?) history involving vampiric mythology, Christian dogma and Elizabeth Báthory’s bathing habits, our noble blood – that ever-sustaining, purifying nectar - has held a macabre allure for millenia; a primal power that sensually seeps into the senses with intoxicating potency. At the mere sight of a glistening cherry droplet, or hinted whiff of acrid metallic fluid, a shadowy force osmosing deep within the mind is birthed, surging and emerging forth with blind tendrils thirsting for wicked satisfaction.

Bloodlust.
Lust for blood.
Bl… bloodlust.
*insert rattly straw slurping sound effect here*

One such worldly soul tainted with the cruel contagion of haemophagic cravings, is pigtailed teen actress Chloë Grace Moretz.


Another is that chick who ate her tampon on YouTube.
We try not to speak of her anymore.
 

(2004) The Guardian

At the age of 7, Chloë debuted in her first television role on legal drama The Guardian, in an episode entitled: “Blood In, Blood Out.” Even from an early stage of her career, it was clear to see that Miss Moretz already bore signs of affinity towards blood-related themes.

 
(2005) Heart Of The Beholder
 
A year later, Chloë starred in her first feature film role, where a man from a religious cult attempts to stab her through the heart with a crucifix-emblazoned dagger. It is not entirely sure if this scene was scripted, or rather an action of survival triggered from impulsive defence mechanism by her fellow actor; which the director then later decided to work into the final edit.

 
(2005) The Amityville Horror
Delving deeper into the realms of bloody film roles, Chloë is cast as the daughter from a previous marriage, in a remake of the 1979 classic The Amityville Horror. Inside a house haunted by tortured souls, where blood seeps from the walls and a priest runs fleeing from the evil manifestations within, Chloë’s presence on set saved a fortune on special effects for the production team. Her character also befriends a bloodied undead girl, a leitmotif we will see emerging in later roles as Chloë expands her sorority of bloodthirsty sisters in the quest for sweet, sweet plasma.

"Get your two-step on!
My name is Juliet, I love Robert and my fishes..."
 
(2006) Wicked Little Things

Chloë stars in another horror story based on historical true events, this time about a mine owner acquitted of the cave-in deaths of exploited immigrant child workers. Decades later and the feral pack of undead children continue to seek revenge on the bloodline of the man who killed them, steering clear only of their own blood-related descendants. There is literally blood smeared all over houses and lead characters, as a way of tricking the evil tots into only consuming non-kindred haemoglobin. Chloë befriends one of these bloodlusty young girls and utters a near identical line to her Amityville role, “She’s not going to hurt you now, mum.” The bodies of half a dozen innocent people paying for the crimes of some douchebag ancestor a hundred years ago has sated the zombilings’ lust for consuming blood... but unfortunately not for Chloë, who appears to be the only character in the film not covered in the stuff.
 
Sweet, you guys, we can just wipe ourselves off on her hair.

 
 (2006) Room 6

A haunted hospital of devil worshippers, visions of undead souls, blood spraying, cannibalism… Chloë fit right in with this C-grade horrorfest, peppering her bedroom wallpaper with sketches of her damned victims. The rest of the film seemed to be cutting room floor excerpts from previous roles, glued together with clotted material from the hospital hazardous waste bags.
An artist's rendition of... well, both those things.
 

(2006) Big Momma’s House 2
I… don’t even know where to begin in describing the unspeakable horrors that lie within this movie.


(2007) Hallowed Ground
More crucifix imagery abounds with religious cult sacrifices of people nailed up as scarecrows in an isolated country town. The blurb also mentions a murder of crows who, of course, start murdering everybody. And yet it is always Chloë who escapes unscathed… curious… curious…
 
... c... curious...

 


(2008) The Eye

It is assumed that a blind woman’s cornea transplant is the source of horrific new flashback visions, but I’m pretty sure Chloë’s character sweetly talking to the lady about brain tumours prior to the lady having her eyepads removed is the true source of all evil.


(2008) The Third Nail
In a blatant derisive scoff to the very established procedures we rely on to defend ourselves against her kind, Chloë  plays a daughter surrounded by crucifix imagery who ends up being kidnapped and torched to death. We all know she will return. (Even though her character doesn’t.)

 
(2009) Not Forgotten
After getting side-tracked by some animated voiceover work, comedies and children’s shows, Chloë once again felt her old cravings welling up from within and had to sate the pangs of hunger, opting for a haphazard collage of previous films gone by: she again plays a daughter from a previous marriage, back working with Simon Baker from her first TV role, gets kidnapped by an eerie cult of worshippers and has a crucifix of blood smeared over her face whilst dribbling droplets of blood onto a burning photograph in a creepy ritual.
Either that or she's a patriotic British sports enthusiast.

Why, Chloë fuelled her bloodlust so ravenously with this role, she even gets her first period midway through the film.
 

(2010) Kick Ass
 

I needn’t even bother outlining how much blood spatter Hit Girl carves up in this movie, right? Pretty much ever panel in the graphic novel is 50% purple tartan, 50% cerise ribbons.



In a 2 minute scene of the movie, Chloë slices up eight crooks with giant blades.

Another 2 minute segment with handguns and over a dozen henchmen lie dead, leaking more blood from bullet wounds than a Red Cross donor van could manage. You can almost hear her internal monologue as she externalises innards in slow motion. “More. I wants it. Let me see more of your precious bloods oxidising in the exposed air for flavour enrichment. Nom nom nom nom.”




(2011) Texas Killing Fields

Something something dozens of unsolved murders, something something she gets kidnapped… I care not for plot, Chloë did it. Chloë did it Chloë did it Chloë did it.


(2011) Let Me In

Her bloodlust well and truly pulsing by now, Chloë tosses all façades to the wind and goes for balls out vampiric indulgence. It is a gluttonous mouthorgy of flavours. She feeds on the blood of passing joggers. She feeds on the blood of her ageing partner. She feeds on detective blood. She feeds on bullies’ blood. She feeds so much she bleeds.


 This is what happens every time you don't invite me to your parties.


(2011) Our Deal


 A short music video directed by Drew Barrymore. Still high from her killing streak, Chloë accidentally kills her true love. There is no turning back now.

 
(2011) Hick

Oh, god. Oh, no. She can’t stop killing now.

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN.

 
(2012) Dark Shadows


Blood relative of a vampire? Oh, Chloë ,when will this madness end. You don't even care for civil tact any more. How far has rigor mortis set in for your agent already, laying drained on their office floor like a shrivelled goon bag? Make it stop. MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP.

 
(2012) Movie 43

HOW CAN YOU HAVE A SECOND MENARCHE.
THIS IS NOT HUMAN. HER BLOODLUST COMETH.


 
(2013) Kick Ass 2
SHE WILL NOT STOP. CHLOË IS ONE WITH THE DARKNESS NOW.
SHE WILL NEVER FORGIVE. SHE WILL NEVER FORGET.


(2013) Carrie
  

In nómine Pátris et Fílii et Spirítus Sancti!
Exorcizámos te, ómnis immúnde spíritus, ómnis satánic potéstas et ómnis infernális adversárii!
In nómine Pátris et Fílii et Spirítus Sancti!

Exorcizámos te, ómnis immúnde spíritus, ómnis satánic potéstas et ómnis infernális adversárii!In nómine Pátris et Fílii et Spirítus Sancti!
Exorcizámos te, ómnis immúnde spíritus, ómnis satánic potéstas et ómnis infernális adversárii!
In nómine Pátris et Fílii et Spirítus Sancti!

Exorcizámos te, ómnis immúnde spíritus, ómnis satánic potéstas et ómnis infernális adversárii!
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̴̷̖͎̲̩̺̥̓̊̋̏̆̎̓ͤ̇̐̔͆͌̎ͩ̎͑Ȩ̢̤͍̝͔̤͉͇̲̭̼̫̞̻͉̲̱͕ͬ̇̃ͭ̇ͫ̈́ͧͥͧͤͪ̃ͪ̔̋ͦ̈́͘͡x̸͓̣̦̜͕̺̱̠͎̦̻͓͎̗͍̬̅̿̊̆̋ͩͨ̓͛́̊̑͂͛̅̀ͅo͇̜͚̺̦̓̽͂̂̔ͣ͗͢͝͝r̶̛̬̺̘̥̝̹̥̈͆̈̂̌͐ͫ̌ͪͯ͛̀̚̚̚͟c̸̲͕̱̠̉̔̃̑̃̉̆̌ͤ̾ͥ̆̈̽͊̽̽̕͞i̶̷̛̙̪̻̬͍̟̙̦͙̟̩̩͚͉̬̭̦͉̎ͦͪ̀́̚ͅz̨͖̼͔̬̩͍͚̳̺̖͓̫̖̜̝͙͚̓̿̃̍ͦ̂ͬ̈́͆͌̑͐ͥ̌͒ͣ́̕͢ͅá̵̷͉̞̝̭̠̩ͥ̇̏ͪͯͯ̇̍̿ͨͫͤͭm̯̖̼̳̩̣͖͍͓̲͔͕̤̹͚͇͖̉͛̆̑̑̃̏͑ͨ̇͜͞ợ̶̝̥̮̹͛̌̂͑́s̵̝̱̱̼͇͚ͤ̓̎̓͊̉̀͘͘͡ ̸̜͇̰̮͎̱̟͈̙͈͍͖̼̟̺̬͎̱͛ͣ̈́͂̒̀̔̓̿̓̿́̓̅ͦ́͘t̫̹̭̳̝̬̹̤̘̤̝̣̥ͪͩ̍̆ͪ͂ͧͣ̔̂͑̂ͧ̋̕͘͢ë̶̢̡́̓͛̈̄ͪ̈́̔͑̈́̊̐̒̅ͥ͒ͭ͑҉̘̜̣̞͓͖̙̗̥̯͔̺̥̱̰̩͈ͅ,͐̊ͫ̆̽͂ͫ̃̽́̓̚҉̵̘̘͇͓̱̺̳̥͍̜̘̙̤́͜ͅ ̶̞͕̱̬̹̮̲̺̻͇͓̄̓̓ͯ̉̄̀̈ͫ̊͟͠ó̢̨̨̧͈̣̱̟̥̟̣̭̝͓̰̥͖͎̖͛ͤͬ̀ͤ͂̄̐ͅm̴̜̞͙͓̗͇͉̦͚̙ͩͬ̆̈́̂̓͑ͭͬ͂͡ͅn̸͖̳̼̜̩̥ͮ͊ͬ̄ͪ͊̍̕͡i̡̩̮͚̹̫̘̍̄̌̐̆̿͐͌͛ͧ͐̒̅ͩ̎ͨ̒̀́͜s̷̨̛̝̼͖̯͚̳̮̩̻̣̟̼̫̠̩̓̓̍͐ͬ͜͡ ̘͚̼̖͈̰͖̻ͤ͐̉̌̈́̏̀͐ͯͧ̑̔̉̓͒̄͑̀̕͟͠ͅỉ̶̧͉͇͇̮̲̠̲̝̤̦͕̬̠̠̇ͣͪ́̾̊͜͢m̧̲͕̮͖͖̼̫̹͚̓ͦ̊̓͐ͫ͊̓̾̓̄̏͝ͅm̶͐̓̍͌̔͛̏̄̊̆̀̔҉̞̬̙͚̙̪̭͎̦͎͉͟ú̲̺̺͇̩̞̼͓͔̻̹͇̪̻ͨ͊̑̇̀͟͢͡n̡͙̱͕̣̹͖̬͈̽ͥ͛͂̄͗̋͌͐̎ͭͫ̂̉̿͋͝d̎̄͋͋̌̂̏ͣ̇͗ͭ̃͊̍̑ͭͧ͟͏̰̗̟̳̮ẹ̴̮͉̼̬͖̰̯͎̘̃̃̃ͧ̿̊ͤ̃̍̎̑̊̊ͦ̌͐̚͝͞ ̧͈̪̥̘̘͍̬̠̫̦͙̝̜͖̑̽̎ͪ͛ͭ̉ͧ͡š̛ͦ̍̇ͦ̃͊͏̰͍̘̖̯̫̱̰̻̺ͅṗ̶͖̭̳̺̺̦̄̃ͧ̆ͩ̓̀̏̈́ͦͯ̊͟͠í̷̴̛̻͎̳̲̱̣̩̘͕̹͛ͬ͗͐̑͗̀͜͡ȑ̍̄ͣ̀̔̅̀̆̐̓̉͂̍̈́̑̾̚̚͝҉̶̸̥̖͙͈̩̩͖̟̮͙̪͉́ị̵̣͉̫̣͑ͣ̆͑͐͋̋͢͢͝͡ẗ̸̴͚̮͎͉̥͉̘̮͖̫͇̣͇̩̖̼̺̍̂̿͌ͦ͘͠ũ̵̷̸̩̺͓͓̗̜̎̃͒ͭ̏ͦͫ̃ͫ͆ͨ͞s̵̡͚̠̮̱̥͇̟̰̍͋̂̈́ͫ͋̈́̐ͨ̋ͪͮ̃̌̚͡,̷̵̰̞̘̲̮̑ͭ̓͛͌̂ͤͦ̑͘͜ ͥ̓̉̒ͫ͐ͤ̒ͨ͗̚͠҉͕̣͙̖̼̼̙̜ó̭̼̹̭̮̮̠̭̲͎̰́ͭ́ͣͭ̔͜͡ṁ̟̰̰̝͓̠͖̥̜͇̭̳̲͑̂̅̿ͭ̉ͥ̑̈ͭ͊̓͝ņ̵̣̦̟̘̥͈͍͚̩̘̣̩̰ͭ̅̏̎̉̀ͩ͐̍̊̉͗ͥ͘͢i͋̌̓ͥ͊ͣ̐̚͢͠҉̷̳͕͚͎͕̱͔̗͎̬̫͈̝̰̪́s̄̇ͥ͆ͣ̔ͭ̓͛̆ͤ̚҉͠͏̱̱͕̲̟̹̠̱̘͈̥̱̖̜͖̲̞͠ͅ ̷̧͎̯͓̙̺̗͓̻͚͈̼̼̳̖͍̪͓͈͍̂͊̌͋̚̚͘͠ş̸̢̗̺̱͙̠̲̩ͥͨͬ̿̅̈̔̑ͣͭa̡̼̜̟͙̺̤̦͖̣͖̗̥͋̏ͫ͑̽ͤ́̏̃̂́tͪ͆̄ͣ͏̷̢̛̰̠̦̗͙͙̤̤͞ͅá̗͈̫̹̭̣̲̫͓͕̹̖̻̟̳̠̒̀̃ͭ̽̌̊̅̆̈̎͌̈ͭ͐͒̈͢͡͠n̸̵̦̪͓̲͇͔̘͐ͫ̏̐̆͟i̟̮̦̯̣̝̥̪͎̬̖̲̭͍̤̎̿̉̎͛̌ͫ̊͜͞ͅc̡ͥͫ͌̅ͦͩ̓̐̈ͥͭͮͮ̾̓͗҉̜̻͉̗̗ ̌̿̃̒̈͛̍͌̃ͨͪ҉̶͏̵̼̭̼̬̝̭̝̖̬ṗ̵ͪ͌̾ͤͩ̌͊̈́̃ͪ͡͏̘̜̦̘͍̫͎̗̠̘o̗̮̲͚̰̥̰̗̟͙̰̬̭̽ͫ̀̿ͣ̿ͧ̔ͣ̂͆̒̔ͫ̉ͣ̀͡t͕̗̭̼̭͕̩̲̤̹̞͍̲͎͔͕̻̳ͪ̄̽͑̉̋͌̈ͬ̿ͧ͜͝é̱̫̻̙̼̜͈̳̀ͬͥ̃ͪ̄ͧ͐͐̂̆ͮ̑͌͒ͭ̚͞s͓̖̻̣͗̅͑̃̆ͫ̎̎͋̊͟ͅͅt̋͋̀̊̓̌ͮ̅ͧͬ̈̾̿̑ͪ͒͋͢͏͉̭̞̗̟̱̦̮̱͔̜̬̀͡ͅâ͎̤̥̪̳̳͙̘̰̯̪̝̻̝͍͔ͬ̈ͨ̓ͤ͛͐̀ͯͨ̉ͮ͝͝͝s̨̨̡̨̪̥͇̞̬͇̹̈́̄ͥ̽̔͗ͨ͊ͧͫͧ̾̔͐ͪͯ̊́ ̸̨̯̳̮̳̻̻̼̙̺̖̬͉̟̟͎̹̄́́ͩ̿̈̀͗ͥ̄̚̕̕͞e̢̾ͧ̔̒̏ͣ̌ͯ͡҉̰̤̯̤͇̲̜͉̝͓͎t̸̢̫̠̦̞̥̤̣̝̰̝̭͕̲̺̥ͮ̎̀̄̄͛ͮ̿̿̈̈̌̒̓͂̐ͦ̀͡ ̽ͪ͊̆̋̾ͩ̎̍̉ͥ͏̨̜̲̗̺̞͓̹̩̜ͅó̸̵̶̳̜̱̩̝̭̤̥̺͓͇̬̱̑̒ͯ͋ͧ̋̀̉͆͐͞m̰̱͍͎̱͖̪̫̝͔̦̮̦̮̥̮̙̤ͨ͂ͮ̍ͭͩ͟͜ņ̵̟̪̱͔̭̅͑ͪ̐̉̒ͣͤ̀̕͞ī̡̨̩̳̳̯̱̥̻̫̝̳̮̦̩͔̲̯̮̂̄̄͗̈͋̒̉̓ͯͬ͒͛̎ͬ̂̚͜͢s̵̰̯̟̹͚͓̪͍̻̟͎ͬ̋ͤͤ̚͟ ̵̬̘̯͔̲̺̰̟̤̱̺̠̝͇̐̈́ͭ̾̾̉͒̄ͩͧ̒̃ͨ̆̓͠i̢̫̠̜͖͎̹̞̖̬̗͙͖͉̔̆̔̓̑̂͜ͅnͭͩ̑̊̒ͭͦ͊͋ͧ͂͐҉̶̫̯̦̤͍̤͟f̴̶̴̡̳̠̞̠͉̫̣̟̦̺̤̣̥̪̠̲̲͕̗ͨ̎͛̏̉͒ͮ͒̈́͆̚é̛̛̫̙̠͚͙͈ͫͫͯ̈͆̆ͦ͗͒ͤͨ͑ͪ̍͟ͅr̡̡̧͚̤͕̬̳͈̼̆ͦͫͮͪ̈́͑͑ͮͤͨ̏̔ͮ̎ͫ̚̕̕n̢̑͆̐̊̈́̒̽̋͒͝͏͎͓͉̕á̛̊́ͭ̈́̐̐ͨ̊̔̓ͦͮ̇͆͜͏͖̻̼̮̙͜l̸̩͖͎͎̔͆͌͊̏ͭ̒́̀̈́ͬ̀́į̶̹̭̤̻̭̳̥͖̇ͫ͐ͩͣ̾̓̿̉̋̉͛ͭ́s̶̮͍̲̪̗̺̭ͣ̈́̇̃ ̸̝̩̘̤̆ͮͬ̉͂̃̀ͥ͋͆ͬ̈́̄̑͋̔͒͌̀͠a̺̦̱͇̣̫͕̗͎̹̳̬̯͒̽̃ͪ̆̉̍͌ͬ̋ͨͯ̀̕͘͟ḑ̸̨̺̞̯̮̹̺̭͙̘͍̼͍̏ͪ̃̃͛̈̄̽ͦ̌ͨͧ͆̄̽̚̚͜͢vͣͨ̔̎́̒ͫ҉̢͇̹͍̜͓̼̜̱̜͖̻͇̠͈̫̻͔ͅe̡̡͚͈͍̍͛ͦ̉̎͊̍ͤͣͥͥ̀̕͜r̵̷̫̲̞̮͎̜̝̻͈̹̜͚̓ͪͮͧ͒ͥ͋͐̎̓̉̌͒ͫ̿̍͝͞s̟̦̝̮̦͍̱̖̱͕̫̬̿͂̑ͨ̈́̽ͣ̍̏̋̈͋ͮ̅ͧ͗̒̐́͟ạ̬͉̻͈̰́̓͑̒͗̈́̂̀͗̀̄͑͜͞ͅr̷̨̢͖̗̩̲̣͇̘ͮ͛ͯ̉ͭ͘ͅi̸̧͔͇̘̗̞̟̗̜̼̣̝̪̠͚̻͎ͪ̋̔̏̊͐̃̈́͗̍͋ͨ̈́͂̀͝iͤ̍ͬ̑͐̄ͬ̉͒͋̒̀̓̾҉͏̵̹̩͚͇̲͖̬͉̙̮̲̪̦̲͕̟̹̩́ͅ!͍̘͖͔̳͈̮͇ͥ̽̋̈́ͧͤ͠ ̩̯̥̻̦̭̤̥̮͇͓̲̲̝̺̼̤͆̿̀͛̿̃ͬ̐́͢ ̷̸̴̨̗͍͉̖̞̗̪̼̥̝̦̃͑̓͆ͨ͆ͤ̂̓̐͒̒ͧ̃̄͑̊̍̚͢
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̧̩̟̫̬͙̹͙̯͇̩̱̓̏̋ͫ͋ͮ̄̕ͅĔ̴̷̺̠͓̮͍̀ͫ͋x̴̡̝͉͓̬̝̭̼̘̻̠̮̻͖̹́ͯ̑ͯ̚̕̕͠ǫ̵̪̥͇̜̫̱̹̳̟̙͉̱͔̥͔͓̯̯͒̎ͮ̿ͯ͝rͣ̔̎̔ͦͤ͛̾̒̃͏̗̣̼͙͍͇̪̘͎̣͙̞͢ͅç̶̗̰͓̔ͪͥ̔͌ͭͭ̐̽ͅi̽̿̋͊ͨ̿ͯ̌ͮ̈́ͭ̋̉́ͬ̓̈́͏̸͔͙͚̙͔̝̣̹̝͎̻͔̱̬̭̕z̡͊̎ͨ̾͠͏̶̬̘̖̬á̢͉͔͕̤͙͕̳͕͍̫̌̎ͨ͌ͬ̊̓̓̂ͤ̍̓̑ͩ͢͝͡ṁ̹̰͇̞̫̩̝̘̗͈̖̆̇͐ͧ̒̔͗ͦ̅ͤ̒́̀̚͟͢͠o̵̹̩̖̤͔ͯͯ̂ͩ̐̎̄̋ͧ͑ͥ͋ͬs͚̗̖̜̫ͮ͛̊͋̊̓̿̈̋͆̒̂ͣ͒̈̚͢͠ ̵̸̦̟̭͍̫̙̤͙͚̹̙̰͓̠̬̄͋̿̒͢ṯ͈͕̲̦ͨ̍̐ͪ̍͐͛͟͟͝͠͠ͅe̻͚̳̣̥ͮ͑̑̓ͨ̋̑́̚̕͟͠,̷̴̻̩̥͕͙̯͇͇̭̱̯̿̃̇́̎̏ͥ̊͟ ̸̛̫̥̼͚̖͇̪̲͙̗̱̂̿͂̑͗͜͟͜ó̶̴̶̸̹̲̹̥̝̝̹̞͇̗̘͔̗̭̖̳͍̍ͫ͋̂̄̈̓́m̶̧̨̛̥̯͕̬̞̦ͯͦ͑ͥ͆̊ṋ̨̡̺̠̜͉̳̥̣̘͚̮̓͒ͩ̂ͭ́̇͌̄͗̏̀̆̓̓̽͘͜͡i̢̢̼͚̮̯̫̘͇ͧ̈́́͂͊̽̈́͒̔̎̅ͪ̕s̐̾̎ͬ̈́̓ͫ͊ͥ͂̽ͩ҉̷͝҉̷̦̗̼̖͚̣̬̲͍̙͈͙̻ ͇̝̪̻̞̣̣̅̄ͭ̒̀͢i̵̴̵̥̥̱̰̼̪̅̋̐ͫͤ̍̌̑ͨͪ͢m͖̤̬͈̪͕̝̙ͪ̅͒ͩ͛̉ͫ̔͊̌ͦ͂͜͟m̧̬̙͎̥̬͚̹̥̰̘̪̣ͧ͒ͪ̏͘̕ͅų̴̗̟͙͖̰̗̤͎̯̬̦̠͍̤̳̥́͒͊̽̈́̀̎͗n̛͍̘̱̻͙͑ͨ̂̌ͩ̾́ͮ͒̈̉ͦ́ͬd̓̃̍ͨ̈ͪͧ̽̕͏͙̝̫̙̪̲̘̘̠̹͕͉̦̥ͅe̢̧̫͎̮̮̮̣͓̜̩̩͍̒̂̏̏͑̑̒͢͟͝ ̶̨͓̣̮̙͕̝̝̫͙̭͕͉͎̲̘̖̖̃̾͆ͧ̾͑́̎̃̎͛̂ͅs̷̷̭̖͍̤̻͍͈̞̖͉̮͕͔̱̝͗ͥͨ̓̋̊̎͗͒ͩͪͪ̉̒͋̓̇̓̀̕p̴̡̹̩̺͈͚̹̺̦̭̺̲̙̳͚̭̙ͧͮ͗͌ͧ̽̌ͪ̉ͦͩ̽̕͡͠í̵́ͣ̎̀̈́ͧͥ̓̄ͤ̄ͦͦ̇͌͏̘͇̜̹̼̹̝̯͎̣͟rͣͭ̐̃͠͏̴̶͖̩̘̥̯̜͕͎͞ͅi̵̢̻̟̰͍̦ͪ̌͋̈͟͠͠ť̢̡̛̮͓͍̟͇̙͚͖͕͎͓̱̼̝̲̭̈́̍ͣ̈̓̑͂ͪ̒̅ͨ̾͆͘ͅu̐ͯ̀̐ͦͬ͆̇͑ͧ̌ͥ҉͏͇̹͖̫͇ṣ̵̢̧̨̤̹͇̻͙ͦͥ̔̔͟ͅ,̶̢͕̖͕̳͍̼̦͇ͨ̋͗̒ ̸̧̳̰͕̲̞̙̲̩͙̫̫̆ͯ̾̿̿̄ͩ̔ͭ̄͘ó̧̱̟̫̯̗̳͍̣͇̝̩͓̻͇͉̭̬̌̊ͣ̍͌̐̈̑̾ͮ̐̽ͫ̓͢m̛̹͎͍̹̳̗̞͆͌͌̊͗͆̍͑ͣ̏́͂̓n̯͔̤͐ͫ̂́̍͋̏̍̑ͣ́̍́͢i̷͇͓̯̻̯̣̯͔̼͔̣̦̓̂ͧ̂̍́͊͒ͧ̎͝s̷̲̺͖̻̣̙̰͓̰̱͓̭̖̮͍͇̀ͧ͒̍ͦ̍ͥ̾́ ̷̸̼͕̼̥̻͉̠͉̦̦͇̼͉̉̇͋̃͒̔͆ͯ̑́͘ͅs̛ͫ̿̒́̋͐̀͘͏͎͖̹̬̰̻̰̮̹͍̠͕̠͎ͅa͂͋ͭ͊̀̉͊ͩ̌̿̂́̂͛̒͛̈̓̚͢͏͖̳͎̤̰̫͕̣͎̪͇͎͇̗͎̱̣̞t̡̳͙̠͇̳̳̖̫͎̰̗̘̞ͧ͐͑ͭ̊͆̉̄ͨ͠á̵̵̺͎̰̠͂ͬ̎ͨ̉ͣ̊ͭ̕͢n̓̓͆͗ͦ̚͏҉̖̳̣̺ï̷͎̝͈̞͉ͯͥ̇͛́ͣͣͥͣ̿ͭ̔͌͌̅͝c̵̡͌͆ͬ͐̊҉͓͈͍̙͙ ̸̸͋͋͑͆̍̌ͭ̈̇̍͆ͯ̔̽͊̽̀҉̨̥͔͚̻͕̯̜̺̫͓̪͉͕̟̳ṕͥ̃͋ͪͤ̋̎ͬ̐̿͑̓̽ͣͧ̆҉̴̨̭̗̱͝ǫ̷̰̰̺̗̳̮͓ͬͧ̂̽ͯ̄͑ͮ̃̿͟͡͠t̓ͧͩ̄ͭ̊ͯ͢͢͏̡̳̣͖̼̝̗̰̫̮̼̳̹͍̦̯̘éͬ̃͆̋ͧ͏҉̸͕͇̬͎̮̘̲̗̬̹͓͕̥͚̕sͬ̉ͮ̐̄̄ͧͮ̐͌̀̀̽̉̄̓̓͏̧̡̠͈̖̞̣̬̺̥͢ţ͔̲̮̮̯͖͈̻̗̾̀͂̃͌͊ͫ̓̑̍̈́̊̀̀͜ͅa͑ͪͮ̆ͨ́͘͏̵̛͖͙͎̞͙̼̰̰̻͍̙̥̬̲s̸̢̛ͤͧ̋͛̑̂ͮ͗ͭ͏̤̜̘͕̦̥̠̤̦̱̹͈͓̗̙̙͜ͅ ̡̨͈͎̙͇̙̠͈̰̭̝̮͕͋̒ͬ̇̓͒̏ͩ̈͗͜ȩ̹̯̭̭͇͚̙̗̱̞̪̫̥̝̃ͥͫͧͯ̒͆͛̆̈́ͯͩ̍͘͟͢ͅt̶̡̰̻͕͎̞̥͎̟͓̟͂̽̑͊͋͋͜͞ ̶̷̼͕͚̼̹̞̺͙͍̺̣͎̹̳͍̰̬͛̽ͣ̾̅̈̓̐̊ͯ̚͞ó̤̟̞̗̙̭͇̩̦̦̙͊̌̽̎̀͌́̚̕m̸͎͖̥̼͙̝̙͉̯̪̳̘͇͛̉ͩ̚͠n̨̛̫͎̹̳ͧ́̋̇ͯͧ͂ͥ͊̄͆̑̎́̄́͞͞ͅi̡̖̥̰̦̰̩̲̒̅ͫ͋̆ͣ̃ͧ͒̈́̀͜͜͡ͅͅş̵͕̖͇͇̫͍͖̼̼͓̣ͮ̎͌ͨ͂ͩ̓͑ͤ̿̿͛̓͊ͬ͒̓́͜͝ ̡̮͎͉͇̎̍ͪ͒̓̇ͨ͒̆̍̋̏̈́͛ͤ̇͗́̚͘͟ị̸̴͙͎̮̖̲̹̯̺̬̣̦͓̒̃̓ͧͮ́̔ͮ͐͡n̠̞̘̖͓͙͔͍̎̇̓ͥ̅̄ͯ̓ͯ̍̈ͫ̔̀̕͜͠f̛̘̣̝͓͚͓̩̬̤̆͑ͧ͌ͥ̊̉͌͊è̸̛̱͓͙̦̯̫̟̩̱̻̯̯̦͕̫͔͎͙ͧ́ͣ̓̈́̊͐̕͟ŗ̹͓̯͙̾ͧ͌͐͗ͣ̅͗͗ͣͣͩ̓̂̔́n̵̡̛̩̺̯͎͚̺̘͒̄̏̚á̶̵̷ͣ̔̒̈ͯͨ̆̾̕҉͈̫̲͔l̔̃̆͋ͥ͊̔̊͛ͪ̅̓ͤ̌̄͒̆͏̱̼͈͚͔̖̦̙̘̯͈̼̗͈̤͘ì̵̢̺̪̙͎̥̦͇̼͚̼̬̖͉̠͕͕͓̘͆̓̅͡͞s̛̭̹̯̹̤͓͈̩ͮͣ̂ͩ̏̾̂̒̽̿̽ͯ͌̚͘͟͡ ̶ͮ̏ͨͨͯ̄͊ͭ̐̈́ͥ̒̋̽ͭͦ̅̚͏̶̧̠͍͖̥̣̞͚̹͠à̅̇ͩ̍͗͛͋̕͟͢͏̝͍̩͈̗̩͈̬͎̬̦d̡̈́ͨͣ̄̔́ͫͬ̌̀҉̥͍̮̺͈͖̺̬̗͔̘͕͕̬̘̬͘vͥͦͯ̓̓̃̈͐̔ͩ̒̽ͭͪ̅ͯ͛҉̷̨̗̞̱͇̜eͦ̌̆ͮ͗̃҉͕̱̥͉̼͎͘̕͜ͅͅͅr̷̢ͯ̇͒̇͆͐ͪ͗̎͢҉̖̙̘̤śͪ́̃̈̊̊ͧͪͤ̂́ͦ̎ͤ̐͏̷̵̼̩̠̝̹̱̻̼͍̯͉̻̻̹͓͔̫̬á̪̟̳̹̖̼͓̗̰̜͇͔̮̫͖͋̀̓ͥͩ͌̆̽͘̕͜ͅr̽̄̾̀҉̛̬̥̻̘̼̩̩̱̰̫̀i̶̡̞̜͖̰̺̫͍̇̏̏̈́̓̐̓ͭ̂͌ͫ̉͗̓͂̚̚̕͢͡ͅi̷͌ͧ̎̓͂̍ͬ͆̂̾̓̄̐̃̎͏̧̪͇͙̰̟̯͖̮͓͍͍ͅ!͕̲͓̳̯͔̥̻̮̺̿ͪ͊ͥ̄ͪ̌ͮ̑ͫͩ͑̀͠ ̓̑ͨͯ̓́͊̋̈̇̇̐ͫ͂̾͑͊҉̡͚͙̝̖̖̬̦̺̲̥͇̹̻̙͡ ͬ̓͆̀͋̊̄͛̿̾͏̦̩̮͔͍͉̮̦̞̀͝
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̱̲̬͎͍̞̗̘̺̱͈͔͕̰͂̑͆̆̉̍̏͞͝I̴̭̙̞͓͖̱͚͎͙ͤ̐̇͗͒́͠͡ͅņ̛͕̹͓̻̤̝͖̻͎͍̰͉̲͕̫ͨ͛ͤ͆͆ͨ̽̌ͭ̑ͅͅ ̧̯̣̙͖̖̬̹̩̙̳̳̼̣̮̩̱ͣ̔ͯ̈́͗̒ͮ̐͝ͅn̮̗͕̲͈̟̯̲̓̿̿̓̍̇͋̑͗̃̇͆͐́ọ̢̦̰͍͖̻̹͉̘͔̤̭͍̦̩̱̦́̽͋̒ͧͪ̈́m̵̡͙̮͓͎̝̦̦͚͖̯̖̭̗̜̎ͦͯ̌ͯ̒ͯ͑̈́̑̏̚͜͞į̢̨͙͙͇̞̼̙̖ͦ̎ͤ̓̌ͫͧ̕͘n̴̡̹̹̦̭̲̮͙̬̩ͯ͋ͯ̂̑͛͊̊̂ͨ̅ͦ̐̽̑ͤ͑́̇͜͠ę̸̭͎̼͓̯͇̙̻̮̙̻̱͎̻͇ͩ͗̏̑ͬ͗́̈́ͣ̌̐͌̓̑̕͟ͅͅ ̶̴͇̗͚̮̯͎̹͕̩͖̤̣̞̬͎̹̝̯ͩͩ̀̈́͌̍͑͂̀̅̐̑ͯ͡ͅP̢̭͓̠̻̤̫̹̩͚͉̣̥͎̜͚̦͑̅͑̅̍̈́͋ͩͨͨ͗̈͑̆̀́̕͡á̛͊͆ͭͧ͑̌̆̆͌̋ͧ̃̽̌͒́ͧ̚͢͏̺͈̳̬͎͓̱̻͖̲̹͇̹͚͇ͅͅt̾̐̓͂ͫ̈́̉ͥ͐̿͗̚͏̢̰̦̖͖̼͙̺̮̼̣͇̦͔͚͘r̒̌͌͌͏͏̵͙̠͙͎͠ĭ͓̖̻̼̮̪̞̘̝̮͈̋͆͝͡s̵̳̥̘̳̝͎̠̔ͥ͗̇̅̆́̿̓͊̊̚͠ͅ ̴̧̢̖͎̠͖̤̮̟̬̘̘̖̟̑ͩ̀ͫ͐̂ͤ͜ͅę̵̢̞͎̣̫̟͕̰͚̱͖͕͖͂̓͊̎̐ͩͫ͊̈̋̀̚̚͢t̵͖̼͇̟̬̟͉̪̰͈̖̘͍͍̟̥͓̣ͩ͊̔ͮ͐͐̊̂̆͐̀ͦ̑̕ ̷̶̢̻̟̟̣̲̜̥͔͇̲̓͑̒ͯ͊ͧ́̿͡͞F̵̦̜̱̮̬͚̗̙̦̗͎͇͂ͦ̈̑̑̓̎̾̂̌͗ͤ͐̓̀͟͠ͅí̷̸̧͍͕̮̤̯̜͈̤͙̖ͤ̃ͯ̍ͫ͒̊́́ͤ͠ͅl̡̹͇̳͇̯ͣ͒ͣ̀̌̒͐͡ǐ̵̵̮̞͖̬̥̹̤̥͉̠̲̳̬̖͙ͫ̿ͣ̆̋̑͊͘͟i̧̽̔̋̓ͥͦ͑̓̽͘͏҉̨̦̳̼̳̟͎̥ͅ ̜͉̜͍̳̜̩͆̆ͪ̓ͬ͒ͪͧ̍ͧ͆͝e͛̈ͨͫ̈́̄͛͋̉͐̓̀͝҉̷̼̮̳̖̥͙̘̬͓͎̬͉̯̣t̷̾̃ͣ͂̂́̏ͮ̂ͨ̋͊͌ͫ̀ͫ͐͏͏̣̙̹̥̬̞̣̜ ̸̣̯̖̗͎̖̻͙̭́̄͂̓ͧͧ̄̋ͨ̇ͪ͂ͣ̇̑ͤ͜͟S̡̅̄̂̚͏̳̲̫̭̲̗p̵̷̦̘͖̻͎̹̺̺̯̣̥̯̳̦̥͎̗ͫ̀̉̓͒̅̏ͮ͐͗ͩͣ͋͒̀̀ȉ̶̶̴̧̺͔̙̝͐̎̄ͨ̏ͤ̒̈́̓͟ŗ̡̣̦͓̗ͣ̆̈́̽͐̀̚̚͢͝í̢͕͎̰͇̼̙͐̍ͬ̔̓̃̎̃͂͊̍̌ͪ̑ͧ̂̐́͜͟t̵̵̛̤͈̭̠̮̹̠͎͓̥̼͖̹̺̬͖̖́̑͂ͤͣ̿̿̑ͦ̋̿ͫ͐̈́͋͝ͅͅu̵̢͕̥̪͓̞͍͚̝͕̖̥͒ͬ͒ͮͨ̆̂̂ͬ͊̄̓͡s̵̢͈͙̻͇̳̞̬̠̺̤͓̏͐̊ͩ̽̃́́̀̌̌ͩ̓͂̈͊͟͞ ̴̢ͤ͊̋̓̐̿ͪ͛҉̳̳̭̮̭͖͎̙̯̩̮̕͝S̴̻͕̫̫̙̖̬̲͔̰̭̥̟̤̭̪̯͍̖͛̐̾a̸̧̬̮͖̮̰̺̪̞͍̤͕̤̮͓͂͂̈̾̐͝ͅͅn̷̥̮̻̣̰̩̫̠͍̥̼̜̟̘͍̹͓̫͌ͥͩ͑̃̒̾͑̅͒͜͠͝c͍͙̮̞̞̖͔̪̤̹̬̣̳̗̺̎ͣ͆ͬ̃̏̀͠t̷̛̮͎̘̳̋̓͋ͤ̂ͭ͢͠͞i̶̡̝̭͕͓̼̟̱̺͚̬ͪ̑ͮ͌̅́͢!̶̨̧̛̙͖̩̱͈̲̟͖̗̺̞̆̂ͤ̔̅ͥ͛̄ͧ̉̍̌̅͜ ̸̨̱̼͉͓̲͍̻ͤͯͣ̍̂̏ͧ̂̂͟͝ ̘͍̹̰̭̗̽̃̓́͑̾̃̃̃͢͞ͅ
̨̢̫̬͖̹̲̝̺̖̪̰̬̙͙̜͓͉̏͋̔̆̇̑ͪ̈́͌͋̓̔ͤͦ́͆̑̀͘͞Ȩ̸̮͔̙̖͕̯̘̫̤͔̻̲̹̙̯̟ͪͩͤͬ̐̇̉̌̓̂ͯ̎ͥ͝͠x̸̛̞͖͙̠ͫͪ̏ͧ͛ͧͪ̽ͮ̒̇̈́͂̉͢͞o̢̍͛̄̀͆̈́̿ͣͭ̅̓ͨ҉̹̻̰͇̱ŗ̴̠̫̞̩̈́͗ͤ͊̊ͮ̅ͨͬͫ̊̊̂̀ͤ̐͐c̢̢̻̙͉̪̰̯̭̙͙̞̣̯̲̹͑̋̈̎͗̒̾͆ͨ͠͞ḭ̢̢̢̲̭̦̳̯͖͔̟̙͚͕͊̋ͪ̌̔ͨͣͫ͑́͟z̶̪͓̭̯͉̟̟͇̙̱̉̈́̊͢ͅá̵̸̳͕̜͙̟̫̖̭͔̻͒̓͐͆ͨ͒͐ͯ̅̎͛͟͟ͅm̛͈̼͖̟͉ͬ͌ͦͨͪ͘ő̶̎ͩ̔͐̊̊̉͒̐͒ͧ̎͏̪̘͓̙̲̟̖͉̙͕̱̩̙̭̳̬̝s̷̳̻͇̺̟̀̄̒͛͒͂ͧ̍ͣ̏ͪ̔̓̄͊͑ͣ̚͠ ̢̨̧̹͈̘̞̞͔͖͔͚͈̯̝̼ͯ̊ͯ͋͐̏͛̓̒̑̂̑̿̒̇͐͗́ͅt̵͊ͦͮ͒ͮ̋̓́̚͏̮͕̰̫͍̻̰͎̻̤e̢̦͖͎̤̼̰̝̱͓͓̹͚̥̮̬ͬ̾ͬ͊͠,̸̨͖͉̮͈̯̝̪͇̹̜̳̭̦̟͙͎̫́ͬ̈̆̀̃ͩ̔̑̑ͦ̆ͩ̾͢ͅ ̸̴͚̗̬̹͍̤͎͔̣͍̬̣̝͖͖̮̥̪̘͐̋͆̏ͭ́́̆̅͆͋̚͞ớ̴̰͖̦̗̞̼̖̲͇͔̦̮̠͚͕͎ͧ̅͆̕͠m̶̵̶̊ͬ̾̑̂ͧͮ̒ͣͮ̒̇̔͏͔͍͉̞̥̙̳͕̠̲̮̹͚͓̞͓ͅn͋̔ͬ̐̃ͧ̚͏̧̹̝̱͎̳̦̜͇̗͉̻̤̹̦̪͘͢í͑́͊҉̵͖͙̜͙̱̙͚̝̖̺̝̮̝͉̮̳́͟͜s͔͈̣ͬͯͤͨ͌̾ͦ̋̒̎̎́̚͟͠ͅ ̷̢̝̹̼ͪ̽̊̎͐̿ͦ̄̂̋̍͋̿͊ḭ̷͚̟͎̯̟̃̋ͧ̇ͧ̆͛ͦͦ͂͒ͥͮ͢m͐̿̈́ͭ̈́ͤͮ͌̒̾ͨ͌ͮ̊̓ͧ͠͏̴̺͖̻̳̫̫̯͉̩̮̮m̳̹̙͖̩̹̆͛̀̀̀ͅͅú̡̢̨͍̲̟̠͎̫͎͎̂͂̏͛ͭ̀̚̚ͅn̴ͪ͊͗̓́͑̚̕͘͡͏͎͈͚͖͇̳̩̹͈͎̞̝̖̤d̢̢̛̽͑̈ͬͨͨ̎́͟҉͖̺̟͖̗̘̹̫̪̟͙̤e̷̴ͯ͆ͭͮͨͬ̽͑͌̓ͩͫͦ͑̑̂́͏̛̜̲̹̣ ̴̧̡͇̘͓̻͍ͭ̊̅̀ͅś̶̸͇̳̖͇̟͉̠͇͛̅̀ͮ̋̕ͅp̋ͨ̆ͥ̑̚͜͏̸̧̩̣͓͢į́̆ͭͨ̃ͫͯͬ̑ͪ̏̏̈́̏ͧͤͯͥ̚͏̲̝̺̞̫̰̠̝̹̫̝͇͕͚̲̩̪͎ͅrͦ̒͋̓̌ͧͨ̒̔͑̄̈̀̄ͥ̀ͮ͠͏͕͙̮̗̝̫̦̱̟̹͈͞͝i̵̢̡̛̪̣̗̝͖̻͓̖̹̬̺͙̩̘͙̮̤̥͑ͥͪͩ̆ẗ̷̨ͩ̾̅ͣͨͭ̉͛̓̅̉̍̍̾̏̚͏͕̱̜̙̱̝̲̩̞̞̪̙͈̺̮̫̻u̷̶̦̩̫̖̰͗ͨ͒ͭ͆̓ͩ̀̚͜͞ͅͅs͉̤͉͈̙̼͕̤̭͇̠̯̅̅ͨ̇ͬ͟ͅ,̛̗͍̺̲̳͈͖̰̲̖͌ͦͦͧ̉͑̓͊ ̣̭̦̲̘͕͛ͫ̀̑͂́ͧ͋ͭ͊̓̓̒̾͋͐̕͠ͅó̵̪̙̫̞̠̰̳̪̤̻̟̬͎̖̗͑̅ͩ̏͗͐ͬ͆͆̀̂ͭͬ̅̐m̷̸̵̯͖̝̬̰̬̫̪̥̫͆͛͂̌n̸̢͉̗̭͚̘̻͎̬̱͈͔͚̗͒͆̀̑ͤ͊͆̾ͩ̃ͬͣͨ̑͜͜ī̴̛̛̏̄̎̇̓̓̍ͧ̔̏ͭͭ́̉͝҉̟̟͎̻̠̟̦̖̭̦̮̯͔̮̯̳̙ͅs̵̡̓̈́̓̾ͪ͘͝͏̠̙͚̘͖̙̟̹͕͉͚̞̗̳͓̦ͅ ̨̱͕̠̺̲̠̤̯̻̯̙̬̗͔͇͙̮̱͇̏͂ͫ́̅͢š̛̂̔̈̋ͫͥͯ͛̂̽ͧ̇͋̅ͯ̓ͧ͘͡͏͔͍͈̼͕̖̬͉̩͖̣̱̲̪͉̖́ą̶̸̛̞̻̘̯̲͈͆̎̃͛̂͗͗̑̍͆͒̓̓͠t̡̨͉̼̲͚̱͒̓ͯ̐ͪ̌͒͐͂ͩ̀́̀á̛͔͕̭͎̙̤͙̼̟̬̱̼̼ͤ̈ͭ̑͆̆̓̊͊͑̕ͅǹ̴̦͉̳̱̰̗̘̹͊ͭ͆̿͢͞i̡ͯͭ̇͒͗̆̃̐ͧ͗̃̄͑ͫ̂͋ͭ̚̕͏̝̹͚͕̜͈̣̲̥̰͚̰̝͉̭c̷̵̙̲̱̳̜̺͚͈͍͙̭̻͚͇̘̹̘̮̓͛ͦͩ̑͆ͬ͒͛̊ͩ̌̀̂̀̕ ͒̄ͥ̔͋̈̂̒ͫ̈́͋ͤ̒ͤ̀҉̪̯̯̬̞͈͚̤̹͕p̡̣͔̪̱͓ͥ͗ͤͤő̶̴̡̡͖͎̮̞̯̥̠̼͍̺̭̪̱͔̟̀̀̇̀̑ͪ͑͒ͫͪt̡͓̯̣̮͇̼̫̞͙̻̳͙̱̘̹̙͂ͧ̀̉́ͮ̑ͅéͯ̂ͤ͐́ͯ͏̣̲̝͖̪͞ͅs̯̬̳̀̑ͧͥ͘ͅt̷̸̐̂͒ͮͬ͂ͪ̽͌͌̅͋̆̄̆̌̆̀́͏̥͔̣̠̯͎̭̭͙͓̙̘͔̝̜͓a̵̦̠̺̻͓̱̫͕̗ͥ̍̓̿̆̅̑ͮ̂̉͟s̝̩̗̖͇̆ͣͫ̾͊̾ͤͭ̏ͪ͆̃̈́̌̃̈̇̓̔͘͝ ̵̣̲̳̪̜͇̥̟̤̦͔̥̾͑͗͛̎ͩ́̒̂͛̓̌ͬ̐͟͢ͅėͫͦ͌̓͗̅ͮͦ̅ͬ͏̨̜̼̖͚͘͟͞t̶̗̺̯̟̥̳̣̰̮̰͈̖͔̥̟̞̻̅̾͗̋͋̐͟͟ͅ ̸̺̻̗̭͓͓͙͎̓͛̐ͨͨ͝ó̝͓̜̜͕̝͈̬̱͉̆̌ͦ̃̐͆ͯ͐ͫ̐̊̂͊͆̈́ͭ́̏̐͜͜m̸ͩ̊͆̒̃̄̈́͌̚͏̶̧͔̟̤̭͉̺̮̲̰̭̲͈͈̤̖̻͕ͅn̊̅̀̐̂̃̑ͫ̑̀ͮ̊͌͏̪͓̣̘͎̗͎̫͡i̛͍̣̪̲̪͈̟̭̙̳̞̤̼̤̇͒ͨ͒͑̕͟͞s̡͙̝̖͖̣͓̫͉̙̙̞͉̝̐͒͛̄ͫ͊̽ͨ̋ͩ͊̂͘͢ ̢̢͚̗͕̹̣ͭͤ̍͊̋̿ͭ̽͌͆͛̈́̋ͧ̀̚̚͠͡ͅi̧̝͚̥̪̪̙͓͉͙͒̄̽̐ͪͤ̂ͬͮͪ͡n̛̛̼͎͎͕̣̱̠̟͎̣̲͌͛̏ͨ̓̇ͮͯ̒̚̚͘͢f̧̣̤͍̝̥̰̼̪̯͕͊̅̎ͤͯ̒̈́̆ͣͬͧ̉͆̚͡ĕ̊̓ͮ̍̓̋ͭ̅̚̚̚҉̪̖̦̫͈͓̼͇͞ͅṙ̴̭͉̬̭̱̤͎̗̮̩̝̮̗̥̌ͦͣͣ̆̄̒ͤ̑͒n̸͇̞̯͔͔̻͍̯̘̳̙̏̃́̓̐̓ͅá̷̸̡̛̝̳̗̮͍̘ͣ̈͊ͭͫ̂̑l̸̨͇͓̳͎̦̝͇͒͐͛̃̊͌͌̕͞ͅi̵͐͒̈́̌ͪ̃͌͏̩̮̺̗͞s̢͊́̂ͧ̂̆͗̃̈͗̊̾͑̈́̑̎̊̉̋͜҉̛͚̖͈̖̮̮͓͓̙͓̗͙͓́ ̡ͯ̀͛ͨ̈̀̈ͥ̀͑̾̆̋̔́͜͠҉̡̘̩̺͓̼̰̫̣͎̝ͅȧ͐̋̾ͯ̽̋ͩ̏̋̿ͭͫͩ̀̐͐̇̚͝͏̭̠̬̬͚̩̩̟̻͉̟͖͕͈̦̘͎̣͝ͅd̨̨̤̹̱͙͖̝̪̆̊ͥͯ̍͂ͨ̐͋͟v̸̨̫̝͙͚̖̽͋̄̌̈́̌̋ͦ̑ͬ̅͂ͨ̏͋̈́ͭ͒e̴̯̟͇̖̅ͦͭ̄͋̅̌́r̥̻̲̼̩͓̣̜̐ͭ̾̈͑̇̌͢͢s̢̩̬̦̞͎̤͈͓͔̥̬̘̯̞̺͌̇ͣ͆́̈́̌ͬ̉̒̆̓ͧ̽͠á̷̠̮̖̜ͪ̽̔̆ͤ̎͛́̚ŗ̨̖̬̯͕̞̺͎͉̲̃̊̀̑̎͆̀̕ͅi̸̧̙̞̝͔̖͍͕̥̇ͧ̓ͧ̈́ͤ̑̈́̌͒͢ͅi̸͉̞̻̖͕̟̿͒̏̒̿͆̿͛̉̃ͯͣͯ͛̔͗̕͡!̨̢̼̠͔͚͇̬̘̄̐͆ͧ͋ͪ̄̈̓ͩ̊ͥ̍̀̏̕͠ ̡̡̝̭͎͉̹͇̤̋̒͂ͧͪ̂͛̈́ͣ̑̅́ͨͧ̆ͤ̎͘͢ͅ ͆ͮ͗̂̕͏̢̫̤͙̩́
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My god, I had no idea she was this prolific...and eerily consistent. Jodie Foster should be jealous of such a filmography. Odd that her mom/agent had objections to a scene mentioning masturbation in the original script of Kick Ass (there is an interview with the director on Youtube stating so). Cool post, thanks for sharing!
Steve 'Agrimorfee' Mattingly