Kevin Rudd, Hey (Backseat's Back)

With a shaky political climate for the Labor Party leading up to the election, it seems like former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd may indeed rise up again from the cabinet backbench and run for PM...

To the tune of "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by The Backstreet Boys.

 

 

 Kevin Rudd, hey
Labor Par-tay
Make Gillard pay
Come election night
Backseat’s back, to fight!

Fair shake, mate
Vote…

Kevin Rudd is back aga-in
Bronwyn Bishop, Philip Ruddock gla-rin’
Gonna swing for Labor, win the crown
At election time, I’m bringing Canberra down
Yeah

Pro-Aboriginal (Ke-vin!)
I’ll have that Tony gone (Ke-vin!)
So electoral (Ke-vin!)
Just invest in me, Obeid
I’m gonna rock this party out!

Kevin Rudd, hey (Ke-vin!)
Labor Par-tay (Ke-vin!)
Make Gillard say
Fuck the Centre-Right
Backseat’s back, all right!
So white!

Now vote my ass up off this chair
Time to go Ruddy, and I don’t mean hair
From the tax on carbon to the Fair Work Bill
I’m an MP crisis with another spill

My seats are marginal (Ke-vin!)
Appease the un-i-ons (Ke-vin!)
Intellectual (Ke-vin!)
From the Democrats to Greens
We’d better block One Nation out

Kevin Rudd, hey (Ke-vin!)
Labor Par-tay (Ke-vin!)
Make Gillard pray
Chuck your Vegemite!
Backseat’s back, tonight!
I’ll strike!

So every party, every chair
From Adelaide to the seat of Blair
I’ve been around the world, done the global span
As long as we’ve got Julia, I'll keep comin' back again

Kevin Rudd, hey (Ke-vin!)
Labor Par-tay (Ke-vin!)
Make Gillard pay
Come election night
Backseat’s back…

Kevin Rudd, hey (Everybody, Rudd your party!)
Labor Par-tay  (Everybody!)
Make Gillard pray (Tóu wǒ yī piào, Rudd your party!)
Come election night
Backseat’s back tonight!