Remembered In Shame

Disgraced sporting heroes. Hollywood scandals. Trainwreck socialites.

In honour of all those  celebs who put the 'in' in 'infamous', here is a parody of Fort Minor's hit 'Remember The Name'.

Celebrity? Heck no

There are loads of you

Whose public rep had a falling out

 You should quit, yo

It’s like dancing Left Shark, BP with their spill

Lack of consent in Bill Cosby’s Netflix and chill

SNL Ke$ha, Whitney with cocaine

Every blundered event reason you surrendered your fame

Mike! From champion of a heavyweight fight
To the bite of an ear, spending weekends beating his wife

Everybody liked Cady Heron Lindsay Lohan

But snorting up crack got her locked in the clink when she’d grown

A drunkard… when on the road, pedestrians in jeopardy

The pressures of celebrity left Rip Torn destroyed

Those paparazzi naked Bieber pics went up

Tweets of Anthony Weiner’s foul white dick was enough (That’s gross)

Caught with heroin, ecstasy, to Michael Phelps’ large bong

Pedalling drugs and steroids helped Lance to keep his Armstrong

Went from that soccer movie to criminal psychopath

Amanda Bynes ended up in a straightjacket with spinal taps

Kim Kardashian’s wealth, came from videoed sex

Paris Hilton filmed one herself, Suri Cruise will be next

Caitlin Upton became a joke when telling her botched speech

From cancerous shaved fraud to pederast archpriest

Each defendant contends guilt - gerbil up one’s rear?

Richard Gere to Britney Spears, who spiralled downhill

Poor Martha Stewart was another of arrested dames

And a murder rap on OJ Simpson’s record maimed his acclaim

Date wack Phil Spector, get put in a hearse

Date Mel Gibson, cop a load of colourful slurs

Plus Busey abuse, Ike Turner then Rihanna got messed up

When sworn to the truth, Oscar Pistorius confessed? Nup!

This is 10% schmuck, 20% guilt
15% crying over milk that’s been spilt

5% pressure, 50% blame

And 100% reason you’re remembered in shame

At Ashlee Simpson’s live gig, her lip-synching died on the mic
Yeah the jig was up on the spot, so she jigged on outta the light

And that nutter Shia Labeouf has quite clearly flipped off his block

The type women look at and cringe, he’s rabid - give him a shot

Grave fears vaccinating? Patients may misdiagnose
Ask that wreck Jenny McCarthy when she’s hosting her shows

Whether you’re caught for a crime, or swear when tweeting a quote

Celebrities must jump the ship or go down with their sunk boat

Plaque… with handprints on the Hollywood Walk?

In the limelight, under the spot, wait for your status to drop

Is awfulness a product of your fame? Lacking in acumen

Jay Z’s image besmirched when Solange Knowles was smackin’ him

Kony was a goof, it got mocked and got spoofed

And Michael Richards’ n*****s got a prompt bombardment of boos

 (Booo!) Timberlake flashing Janet Jackson’s wonderful breast

Was berated like every music act who’s culturally dressed

The Third Reich should not be Harry’s costume attire

And Tiger Woods will cheat with wood, on-the-back nine

Polanski , Rolf Harris, R. Kelly’s paedophile crimes
Subway had to erase Jared from all their footlong signs

A flood of punchlines hit twitter for celebs in a bind

The audience will watch and see your peak and decline

You’ll get martyred, mocked and then scorned by the whole of mankind?

You’re sick of it, consider retiring and be reclusive

Tara Reid’s nip and tuck, Mary-Kate with pills
Fifty Cent can't pay a single dollar of bills

Oprah’s wide measure, Miley on that chain

Started off as a bright spark but you extinguished your flame

This is 10% schmuck, 20% guilt
15% crying over milk that’s been spilt

5% pressure, 50% blame

And 100% reason you’re remembered in shame

Yeah, you’re fired
Life is over, try a new job

Bye, your career
Can Sheen flop?