Disgraced sporting heroes. Hollywood scandals. Trainwreck socialites.
In honour of all those celebs who put the 'in' in 'infamous', here is a parody of Fort Minor's hit 'Remember The Name'.
Celebrity? Heck no
There are loads of you
Whose public rep had a falling out
You
should quit, yo
It’s like dancing Left Shark, BP with their
spill
Lack of consent in Bill Cosby’s Netflix and
chill
SNL Ke$ha, Whitney with cocaine
Every blundered event reason you
surrendered your fame
Mike! From champion of a heavyweight fight
To the bite of an ear, spending weekends beating his wife
To the bite of an ear, spending weekends beating his wife
Everybody liked Cady Heron Lindsay Lohan
But snorting up crack got her locked in the
clink when she’d grown
A drunkard… when on the road, pedestrians
in jeopardy
The pressures of celebrity left Rip Torn destroyed
Those paparazzi naked Bieber pics went up
Tweets of Anthony Weiner’s foul white dick
was enough (That’s gross)
Caught with heroin, ecstasy, to Michael Phelps’
large bong
Pedalling drugs and steroids helped Lance to
keep his Armstrong
Went from that soccer movie to criminal
psychopath
Amanda Bynes ended up in a straightjacket
with spinal taps
Kim Kardashian’s wealth, came from videoed
sex
Paris Hilton filmed one herself, Suri
Cruise will be next
Caitlin Upton became a joke when telling
her botched speech
From cancerous shaved fraud to pederast archpriest
Each defendant contends guilt - gerbil up one’s
rear?
Richard Gere to Britney Spears, who
spiralled downhill
Poor Martha Stewart was another of arrested
dames
And a murder rap on OJ Simpson’s record maimed
his acclaim
Date wack Phil Spector, get put in a hearse
Date Mel Gibson, cop a load of colourful
slurs
Plus Busey abuse, Ike Turner then Rihanna
got messed up
When sworn to the truth, Oscar Pistorius
confessed? Nup!
This is 10% schmuck, 20% guilt
15% crying over milk that’s been spilt
15% crying over milk that’s been spilt
5% pressure, 50% blame
And 100% reason you’re remembered in shame
At Ashlee Simpson’s live gig, her
lip-synching died on the mic
Yeah the jig was up on the spot, so she jigged on outta the light
Yeah the jig was up on the spot, so she jigged on outta the light
And that nutter Shia Labeouf has quite clearly
flipped off his block
The type women look at and cringe, he’s
rabid - give him a shot
Grave fears vaccinating? Patients may
misdiagnose
Ask that wreck Jenny McCarthy when she’s hosting her shows
Ask that wreck Jenny McCarthy when she’s hosting her shows
Whether you’re caught for a crime, or swear
when tweeting a quote
Celebrities must jump the ship or go down
with their sunk boat
Plaque… with handprints on the Hollywood Walk?
In the limelight, under the spot, wait for
your status to drop
Is awfulness a product of your fame? Lacking
in acumen
Jay Z’s image besmirched when Solange
Knowles was smackin’ him
Kony was a goof, it got mocked and got
spoofed
And Michael Richards’ n*****s got a prompt
bombardment of boos
(Booo!)
Timberlake flashing Janet Jackson’s wonderful breast
Was berated like every music act who’s culturally
dressed
The Third Reich should not be Harry’s
costume attire
And Tiger Woods will cheat with wood, on-the-back
nine
Polanski , Rolf Harris, R. Kelly’s
paedophile crimes
Subway had to erase Jared from all their footlong signs
Subway had to erase Jared from all their footlong signs
A flood of punchlines hit twitter for celebs
in a bind
The audience will watch and see your peak and
decline
You’ll get martyred, mocked and then
scorned by the whole of mankind?
You’re sick of it, consider retiring and be
reclusive
Tara Reid’s nip and tuck, Mary-Kate with pills
Fifty Cent can't pay a single dollar of bills
Fifty Cent can't pay a single dollar of bills
Oprah’s wide measure, Miley on that chain
Started off as a bright spark but you extinguished
your flame
This is 10% schmuck, 20% guilt
15% crying over milk that’s been spilt
15% crying over milk that’s been spilt
5% pressure, 50% blame
And 100% reason you’re remembered in shame
Yeah, you’re fired
Life is over, try a new job
Life is over, try a new job
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