Govern-Mental Man (parody of 'Gentleman' by Psy)

GOVERN-MENTAL MAN

click to download mp3 from soundcloud.
 

 

(Holla, Kim Jung-Un!)
D.P.R.K. is on it, son
(All for Kim Jung-Un!)
What’s crackin’, Dennis Rod-uh-mon?
(Baller, Kim Jung-Un!)
Army, starry flag and war today

(Follow Kim Jung-Un!)
Prestrike, we like Third Reich party, yay

Bitch, we are North Korea!

The common people in their hundreds all clamour and cheer
 Jung-un is the best, the state will state loud and nuclear
No-one on the planet can be half as grandiose as we are

HERO OR TANK? Nice critique, dyslexia!

 

 *execution-style gunshots montage*

 

 

Slime ball, crime lord, tyrant

Spiteful, vile and violent
I-I-I-I I’m a rather Govern-Mental man

China?

North Ireland?
Fire a nuke cuz we resent Japan

Prime it

Align it

Try an intercontinental span

 

 (Holla, Kim Jung-Un!)
Yeah, we are gonna launch a bomb

(Squalor in our slums!)
Our Supreme Leader’s number one
(Starving on bare crumbs!)
Hungry tummies, empty bellies ache

(Dollars, Won and funds)
All the money militaries take

 

Bitch, we are North Korea!

Law enforcement, walls and borders, hunger, di-a-rrhoea

We sleep on steel and wood, rooms are bare
None freer

March in Pyongyang
Or South Hwanghae (ha!) if you’re lucky
No fear
Vogue mag photoshop my new career?

 

Slime ball, crime lord, tyrant

Spiteful, vile and violent

I’m slavedriver of my

Northern Oriental clan

Spying?

Defying?

Liar! Dragged off in a rental van

Rivals

With rifles

My stock-piles compliment Iran

 

I’m a nuclear threat!
Every tank and jet!

When my father died… we cried!
Though our land’s in debt

You’ll be shaking yet
We’re the DMZ’s… best side!
(Best side! Best side!
Best side! Side-side-side)

I-I-I-I I’m a rather Govern-Mental man

Fire
Refire

Fighters, execute my vengeful plan!
Fire

Refire

Light up, give those US men a tan!

Not a Presidential fan
A rather Govern-Mental man